If you are changing your @netflix account (cancel, reduce) because of their BS new pricing RT this. #douchemoveNetflix

#BestTweet RT @brianlynch: Fact: @jossactual can only tweet with 138 characters because he's already killed off two.

So. Frickin. Awesome. Response to Death Star Petition....  http://fb.me/1qd7e3yGm 

#introvertproblems RT @prodigalsam: Friend called me back after I texted him which ruins my Sunday plans cause now I have to murder him.

Got 99 problems but a Pope ain't one. All the non-Catholics holla.

Sorry @google, but screwing over @twitter won't make me like G+ and might make me hate you http://t.co/QiftocqP via @pandodaily

Sending out an automated DM every time someone follows you is obnoxious. #PassItOn

I nominate this tweet of the year. RT @shariv67: I liked Ghost Hunters better when it was called Scooby-Doo.

In honor of Stan Lee's birthday will be changing my origin story today.

@erinscafe did you see Patton Oswalt's Facebook post?  https://www.facebook.com/pattonoswalt/posts/10151440800582655 …

It looks like @microsoft only has about 32k followers so far. Should someone tell them that they'll never need more than 640k?

My favorite Kinkade parody "Meth Lab in the Woods" http://t.co/RUFICMDT

There should be a branch of blues music dedicated to the flu. The flues, if you will.

@johnfugelsang probably the top thing liberals hate is typos and bad grammar. It seems to be what divides us...

Review of "BIC for Her" on http://t.co/hL4ospra may be the funniest thing ever written by man...... http://t.co/2Ue47ZOD

Just read @jeremiahgoulka's piece on TruthOut. Wonder how many other kind hearts are hidden in the #GOP http://t.co/z7ovkUym

Think I just fell in love with Tammy Duckworth. Thank God for strong women.

RT @littlefluffycat Less than 10K is still needed for @bd_wong's Kickstarter http://t.co/XdUn1Ocx & only 3 days left. Boost signal?

The best part of Johnny Mnemonic now? That his amazing brain capacity, bigger than a computer, was 160 gb. Dude, get an iPod.

#icymi I wrote a book last fall and am publishing it this spring. It's naughty.  http://bysuelondon.wordpress.com/