Gluecon bound... (@ SFO Designated Smoking Area)  http://4sq.com/ZbqEbT 

Ask team mates who went to #riconeast with me for their ‘take aways’. Best so far “Kyle Kingsbury is a bad-ass.”

Jimmy Rustling as a Product

Want to learn more about #Riak? Join @basho and us on Wednesday for a very special Meetup!  http://ey.io/12HN2YR 

Given Google’s propensity for killing redundant projects, choosing between Polymer, Angular and Dart gets all the more exciting.

I just started yelling “KILL YOURSELF” uncontrollably when I saw @tbarkow looking at hacker news.

@ryanjordansf @cmeik you must not get out much

.@jdeerhake poopin’d someone by changing their git config name to “poopin”. And they don’t know how to change it back.

I really need to spend some time using clojurescript with d3.js.

coffee is for closures

Reminder: No one knows how rubby works.

Now Hiring Entry-level Thought Leaders! Apply with a selfie of you disrupting an entire industry!

@cmeik word dogg, coordinate with @mark_j_mahoney

quick, find me a boy who looks like he's fluent in whatever-the-fuck-Sigur-Rós-sings-in

Not all idiots get offended by tweets, but everyone who gets offended by a tweet is an idiot.

Any startups looking for a ninja?  http://instagram.com/p/Zg1yyTmRlu/ 

Genius. pic.twitter.com/hpyRHcpI7A

@cmeik @lynaghk I am up.

In 100 years the hipsters will be dressed in nerd punk. T shirts with the simulacra of early 21st century tech companies and memes.

RT if you’ve started trying to implement Raft