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Just keyed '2 + 2 = 5' on the hood of a Smart Car. Take that, irony.
Some people just need a high-five.
In the face.
With a chair.
Critic after The Dark Knight Rises screening: “If this does not break the mold and win Best Picture, no comic book movie ever will.” #TDKR
If I were server at a restaurant on Valentine's, I'd put a fake engagement ring in every chick's drink.
Best part about Walmart? Always having the book aisles to myself.
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug.
I'll put a comma any,where I goddamn please.
Remember, you can't spell "subtext" without "buttsex".
If I may have a brief moment of your time: I will always be an Aquarius. Pluto will always be a planet. And OJ did it. Carry on.
To this day- When Forrest Gump finds out he has a son & asks if he's "smart".. I want to sob. That internal, raw self-knowledge in his eyes.
Some days, you should just leave the canvas blank.
Remember folks, one man's 'WTF' is another man's 'FTW'.
Beauty is only balls deep.
Once you're broken, you learn to bend.
America: Where being obese is genetics but being gay is a choice.
Some people are so poor, all they have is money.
Godless. Tattooed. Beard Enthusiast. Formerly w/ @BylineBeat - Never Broken A Heart But I've Been Known to Bruise A Cervix.