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Critic after The Dark Knight Rises screening: “If this does not break the mold and win Best Picture, no comic book movie ever will.” #TDKR
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Some people just need a high-five.
In the face.
With a chair.
RNC: Bitch, bitch, bad mouth, negative, bitch.. DNC: Positive, uplift, uplift, joke, smile, uplift. #themotherfuckingdifference
Beauty is only balls deep.
America: Where being obese is genetics but being gay is a choice.
Did Romney just say he appreciates rimjobs in Iowa? #cnndebate
To this day- When Forrest Gump finds out he has a son & asks if he's "smart".. I want to sob. That internal, raw self-knowledge in his eyes.
If I were server at a restaurant on Valentine's, I'd put a fake engagement ring in every chick's drink.
I'll put a comma any,where I goddamn please.
"All I can say is....be ready to be hit REAL hard in The Dark Knight Rises. Very emotional and powerful. Blows TDK out of the water." #TDKR
Some people are so poor, all they have is money.
Just keyed '2 + 2 = 5' on the hood of a Smart Car. Take that, irony.
Fun Fact: Your cat doesn't believe in God.
And when the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall, for god's sake.
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug.
Godless. Tattooed. Beard Enthusiast. Never Broken A Heart But I've Been Known to Bruise A Cervix.