Just saw this on a car -brilliant!! pic.twitter.com/8H1eqxPx

Dickey really has come so far....

cc @metsmama18 @freebald @mimiwaterlily @mfs_71 @steve_markham @cdaley20 @evwynn44 @kvp_10 @mezzanine76

Hunter Pence looks like his parents are first cousins.

Well, at least Carlos Beltran will be pleased to know that Adam Jones enjoyed chewing gum today.

@danxtanna Given how bad Ike was for 2+ months, he should be grateful his ass wasn't in the minors rather than angry at TC for hitting 7th.

@mattharvey33 Please never clip hedges, move your own furniture, or take a NYC cab. In fact, just spend your off days in bubble wrap.

Dear Baseball Gods: Please keep @mattharvey33's arm healthy. I think Mets fans deserve that.

So who is Gisele going to blame this time? #Patriots

Hope the Wilpons bought some powerball tix....

My six-year-old just called this a "no pain" night. When I questioned him, I found he meant that the Mets are off & thus can't lose.

LOL!! Teixeira dives into 1st base!!! I think the ump called him out for being a moron! #Physics

No Mets fan gives a fuck about the opinions any Yankee fan has about our team.

@connallon @blueyezjess What we are will always color how we are perceived.

Dear NY Mets: Why do you keep breaking my heart? So often you give me hope, but then squish me like a bug. I await your reply.

I hope @jedsmed's absence from Twitter is temporary, b/c he adds so much to it. But, mostly, I hope is is OK.

@jedsmed I'd jump out my window, but I'm on the first floor. I'd just look like a moron.

@danxtanna The pen is costing us this game-we scored 7 runs. Sandy/Wilpons need to stop dicking around & get relief help.

RA POPS. HE DOESN'T "SQUIRT"

I'm not a hockey fan, but, according to Twitter, Zach Parise has signed w/4 different NHL teams, joined the KHL & retired. All "CONFIRMED."

I'd say Chris Carlin must have slept with someone to get his job, but that would suggest that sex with Chris Carlin has even some value.