Smurf porn = blue balls

Horses- Natures vibrator.

Let me unzip your file, extract your data and transfer your load to my hardrive. Actual conversation between geeks. Think it's code?

Decisions decisions - Bisexuality.

Just working the pole - Elves

I'd like to find the dude (and yes must have been a man) that invented underwires and bind his balls with copper wire!!!

I seriously need Viagra for my eyelids!!

Just nosin around - aardvark

Forgot today is the neighborhood yard sale or as I call it Redneck Recycle Day. This should be some good people watchin right cheer.

If deer are going to jump in front of cars in the dark, they should be required to wear reflective vests.

If a tree falls in the woods do we really give a fuck if it's heard?

Twitter is like a designer label discount clothing store. You have to go everyday and look at everything to find the treasures.

Wow!! Single really pays off. My right hand is bionic. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talkin bout.

Wish people came with info sheets so you could determine if it's really worth the effort.

Hey sailor!! blind squirrel trying to get a nut.

Is it really a name when it's what you do? ~ Flies

Ok people ~ I do not care if Whitney was high wasn't high might have been high wasn't high last week wasn't high this week STFU ALREADY!!!

Note to self: Wtf?

Why can't flies become extinct?!?! God!!!!!!

I clearly understand why people kill and mame