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At the pharmacy to pick up some meds for family and was thrown some coins while waiting to cross. Guess this beard breeds shame and poorness
It's going to be great when we get to explain to our next generation what " Rack city bitch 50's 100's on your tities" means.
Watched the movie days and confused.........damn man I got the munchies now what was I saying??
I bet sex phone operators make a killing by blind people feeling the wrong patterns on the phone keys trying to call for a cab.
I'm perfectly fluent in Spanish i have seen the entire collection of speedy Gonzalez cartoons.
How come you can't tap a wrapped straw on a hard surface and it pops thru paper anymore! Just breaks straw! #pissesmeoff
Maple syrup for lube and an apology whether you need it or not. Welcome to Canada baby! (Ps :we are taking over twitter).
Hey dude with pants falling
To his ankles way to go white boy who has a blue hanky in his back pocket reppin welfare.
My 50 shades of grey would be a galactic empire destroying the rebel alliance and making the Jedi fall to their knees....damn I'm tingly now
My hair today is striking similar to the muppet beaker so I'm just going with it....Fuck It!
Drinking Turkish coffee WILL make you not sleep for 5 days straight. I'm going on 8 days.....
You know when I was younger I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life.
I wonder if this church is open 24/7....Just saying teaching Sunday school like a BOSS!! pic.twitter.com/xtEdCNAquJ
Tony Romo just became the highest paid hooker in Dallas, 18 Million Dollars a year to blow every game.
Not your average redneck girl.
