Fav or retweet if @david_harmon has positively affected your life in any way #ridersbasketball #Gonzagatrips #hoopla #lifeskills

#replacemovietitlewithshorts - brokeback shorts

#DoctorsBetterThanConradMurray - Dr. Scholls

Epic pickup game w/ @jesse_rogalski @thundercock55 @kylekezz @cneu_94 @jordancraig16 @philipgeorge69 @t_kenzie13 @bmahlum_8 @kristyrogalski

Respect to sturgis trojans for coming to our house and getting a 6 point win. Hope it leads to playoff success @notsamfolk @time2tasteblair

Congrats to @notsamfolk and his sturgis trojans for winning their home tournament including a win over my team #classact

#lessinterestingbooks - Horton hears a life insurance salespitch

If there's not a gay bar named "the sausage factory" then WTF?

Riders bball club alumnus @notsamfolk with a 56 point performance today #winningtime

"@intimatefacts: 65% of women admit to masturbating."-the other 35% can't quite put their finger on it...

"@intimatefacts: Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world."-my wife falls asleep at the mere mention of it!

@larryjlund just remember us little people when you're a twitter celebrity (I accept cash)

#RejectedThanksgivingParadeFloats - the killing of osama bin laden

#RejectedPeanutsSpecials - its inoperable, charlie brown

#partyfail - trivial pursuit: white supremacist edition

Wishing the best for my club team players @notsamfolk @birchballerja @pr_dockk at regionals this weekend #ridersbasketball

Riders bball club alumnus @birchballerja with 11 three pointers today #winningtime

@hands34 @hamjam32 I didn't forget about you guys either #ontothenextlevel #collegeball

Looking forward to seeing @notsamfolk @time2tasteblair and the rest of the sturgis trojans tomorrow #rubbermatch #classyguys

Wearing your pants at half-mast #ThatDoesNOTMakeYouCool