There are MFing snakes on the MFing ballot! @samuelljackson sez "WAKE THE F*CK UP": VOTE&VOLUNTEER! http://t.co/g2Zs5MKn via @moveon #WTFU

Join the growing clamor. "Wall Street bankers who broke the law must #OccupyJail" SIGN HERE: http://t.co/xAntNRJY

Good for Maryland! (Buy some crabs.) First state to ban employers from asking for Facebook passwords http://t.co/0c8fZcoK via @msnbc

Only a rich guy could confuse the fight for fairness with "envy". #OccupyMitt @obama2012 "If the Mitt doesn't fit, you must chuck it!"

Scarlett Johansson, @evalongoria & @kerrywashington break down how important election is for women in new @moveon TV ad  http://bit.ly/ReEPEK 

B-sticker my pal saw: #Obama is not a foreign born, brown skinned, anti-war socialist that gives away healthcare, YOU'RE THINKING OF JESUS.

@oddsocks18 Here's the ad: Penis Pens, you'll always be able to find 'em whether you need 'em or not...GUARANTEED!

Teeheeheeheehee! // A moving message about the election from a 97 year old & her friends  http://bit.ly/S8SRHU  via @moveon

A Facebook status that every voter needs to see http://t.co/YFZDHjE1 via @moveon #Vote2012 // #OBAMA2012

SIGN AND RT: Stand with Democrats to save Medicare http://t.co/D5Xoxcfx via @dscc

When will they release the rest of Romney? Robotic butt is even stranger and creepier than it sounds http://t.co/tHZ7ZeX3 via @msnbc

All-Stars: @eaglejme @spudlovr @oddsocks18 @haymakers @scyeatts @seedbomz4change @otoolefan @godisnotrealbro @eileenleft @proudblkfather #WW

Join the growing clamor. "Wall Street bankers who broke the law must #OccupyJail" SIGN HERE: http://t.co/xAntNRJY

THX to newest followers: @we_live_green @caeli_lucille @wcgirl2 @testosteronepit @rima_regas @solidaritylabor @williamagain @utahtransplant

@txstarkeeper @rcdewinter @my3alexandra @ksecus @rossssc @mrbabypants @red_sekhmet @cletisstump Won't say what I thot B4 reading the convo!

@txstarkeeper @yiawda @cletisstump @rossssc @mrbabypants Stay away from the polonium dressing; it has quite a kick.

@txstarkeeper @yiawda @cletisstump @rossssc @mrbabypants Catalogue's called "Computer Gear & More" I think. Must've recycled after ordering.

@txstarkeeper @yiawda @cletisstump @rossssc @mrbabypants There are t-shirts...me and the damned catalogues. I'm easily amused.

@txstarkeeper @yiawda @cletisstump @rossssc @mrbabypants Miss Annie, I'm sorry you have the rumblies in your tumblies. Feel better!

@txstarkeeper @cletisstump @rossssc @mrbabypants @yiawda G'morning, all. Hope it's a reasonably decent day out there in "reality".