“@_xlnc: Life's hard, and harder if you're ugly.” but nowadays there's a cure: MONEY

ummm… “@sunshinesub: #SexySunday no 3 x http://t.co/nyyxE69j”

Girls in the tiniest shorts are available in abundance - Malaysia

@69fubar Boobs get everything. Period.

The boys from LDH #FF @preetchandhoke @singhlions

The slut whisperer folks @kirillwashere

Outlook for Android makes me want to email a porn star

@kirillwashere makes Hefner look like a virgin #slutwhisperer

Bitch? *ting “@brainshift: Throw old BB away... Check. Buy New phone... Check. Tell the world a million times... On it!”

Fake tits and vaginoplasty “@sexyaffairs: super rich kids with nothing but fake friends.”

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Coffee is not Coffee, Coffee is Sex! http://t.co/3q1M62zV via @21fools by @brainshift

coth+ is one our latest projects RT @hdegree: http://t.co/GMMkr5VY #branding #design #logomark #logo #brandidentity #brochuredesign

Phones will come and go but there will never be another iPhone #applefanboy

@14_yr_old_etard Binna GAS wala FOGG! WTF LMFAO

“@69fubar: The worst thing you can do to a creative person is tell him/her what YOU want. If you want something, create it.” It works for me

If a girl has a mind blowing hot personality, tell her openly. She knows you'll roll over in goo for her. Like @nikiwithissues is #HOT

#pornfoldernames Windows

Mmm... "@trillwasian: If you can't handle my worst you ain't getting my best."

whoever said chinese can't park
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BGkOKVMUU&feature=endscreen …  http://fb.me/2HPpOXwc6