#TheMostCommonLies ive read and agreed to these terms and conditions

- if u text someone 'i miss u' & they reply 'thats wassup'
#YeahYouLosing

- everyone follow @condomzr4pussys if youre not . His,tweets are awesome fuckin awesome

- if you're #HORNY R E T W E E T

- there is NO such thing as too much sex

can ii get a 'RETWEET'

- some people come in your life as BLESSINGS ; some people come in your life as LESSONS

- #whendiditbecomecool tσ turn down my radio in the car just so u can talk on the phone. You better text that person.

- #ReTweetThisIf u rather have #TheGame on for an hour and #LetsStayTogether gets canceled =)

- #everygirl should try sexing in heels ...

- #everygirl has to love a bad Guy a few times to appreciate a real good man and know when he's all about her

- #IWasTheKid who wanted to get married & lived by the game M.Α.S.H

This will be on WSHH RT @twerkin4dalawd: NIGGA FUCK YO GRANDMA THE NBA BACK. RT @raynonme_: RIP GRANDMA ; gone but not forgotten.

- if someone gives u signals of No interest why keep sticking around ?? don't worry ill wait

- when u trust someone tσσ much ; that's when they fuck u over

- #RetweetThis if u in the house bored α f

REDSKINS STILL ===> S U C K

- íí want that best friend / lover #TypeofRelationship

- SINGLE ppl blow me hating on ppl in relationships .. like ¿ωнy? U mad tho

#everyGuy should send #everygirl in his phonebook α goodmorning text. Bitches love morning texts

#sexIsSoMuchBetter when its random and not planned