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I shouldn't be able to hear you breathe.
It takes me months of planning to do something spontaneous.
Women: You know those beautiful, sexy bras you have in your drawer that you don't wear cuz they're too pretty for everyday?
Have an affair.
Lesson 1 - When you say “No”, fuckin stick to it.
Lesson 2 - See Lesson 1
People that believe twitter gossip are the same dumbasses that keep the Kardashians famous.
Apparently I am a stunt double for the Geico cavemen. It is an honor. Can't wait to start shooting commercials with those guys, they are awesome.