JESUS!!! RT @stevenamiri: "I used to fuck that guy." - Monica Lewinsky, pointing to a television at Buffalo Wild Wings. #DNC

Don't try and play me homeboy. Now pin ya damn beard back up and keep it moving. This Dunkin Donut aint big enough for the both of us

Im sittin n Dunkin Donuts gettin some deserved beard love from a lady when this damn Sikh sits down & stunts on me by unpinning his beard

When your crush shoots down your request for some chill/ kick it/ cuddle time. You just hit 'em with You are #BlockingYourOwnBlessing

@fivefifths RT @officiallyice: Nah he got dreads RT @myrediculouslif: Damn lil Wayne really had a Caesar?

Man just eat the damn candy RT @ebonymystique RT @skippcoon What does the resurrection of jesus have to do with egg laying rabbits? #fb

WORD RT @itsleeyuh: All day. Every day. RT @rory_rdrgz: Fuck Cancer.

divorce? A divorce? Woman I done already paid for these burial plots! Girl sit yo ass down and eat this fruit cup

I judge intelligence based on whom you consider an adequate/ appropriate person to breed with

@metroadlib climb on furniture? You short short? Like... micro-fine?

Wait... RT @cruzanchoklate: RT @kherrylobrien: "Triple Aunt Andre, don't even ask me how." One of my favorite Jay-Z lines.

@mr1738 just look for at least a 12" drop between waist and hip measurement 28-40

WHOA! RT @iamnovel Check out the jazz soul cover of Kendrick Lamar's "B*tch Don't Kill My Vibe"  http://www.okayplayer.com/news/novel-bitch-dont-kill-my-vibe-cover-mp3.html … …

Y'all not foolin me. You the same chick with a $3k purse, $67.50 n checking & NO savings acct unless u count the hot $20 ya brother owes u

Pinch her nose so she couldnt breathe RT @maraintshit So what's the weirdest thing someone has asked you to do during sexy time?

Then you only paid your metro pcs bill RT @s_soulstice: What if I just sell mouth RT @baldnegro the selling of sex = prostitution

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If you would just list your IG in your bio I could be a creep in peace and make this alotless awkward for both of us

@ladybugassassin @metroadlib She really the Commonwealths biggest cheerleader

This craft beer/cigar bar im at in my mind is the greatest place on earth right now