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Vitamin C is spanish for Vitamin Yes.
Life is like Friends and you're the weird naked guy.
I softly whisper swagswagswagswag as I caress your breasts.
I like fruity menthos because I'm 8 years old.
I still don't see how Johnny Depp is attractive.
I want to be adopted by Jeff Mangum and the Potatohead Lady.
I was invited to a Facebook event titled "Party", I don't need your social insurance number but some level of detail would be appreciated.
Being told that you look like someone from Game of Thrones is pretty fucking rad, just saying.
I have a PhD in frowning. Wrote my dissertation on being disappointed in things.
My logic professor in a class full of mostly international students: I'm not sure you all understand English grammar that well.
Who the fuck actually buys those Kidz Bop CDs? I mean someone must be since they've released 23 generations of them.
Why do people give me weird looks whenever I sing negro spirituals on public transportation?
Am I the only one that thinks bowties are spiffy in a non-ironic way?
No mom, Jack Kerouac isn't a fictional character, in fact I'm gonna go hang out with him and Bill Burroughs tonight just to prove you wrong.
John Frusciante is like the only person who I would wish happy birthday to on twitter, happy birthday Frusciante.
I still don't see how being tan is attractive, give me all the pretty porcelain skin girls.
T-Pain may not be the hero we want but he is the hero we need.
Wait a minute, you're telling me that the people who wear A&F clothing aren't ugly?
Allen Ginsberg looking motherfucker (not really). I study philosophy.