want to feel old today? "What are the Windows a:\ and b:\ drives used for?" http://goo.gl/AQjvM

PHP is the Nickelback of programming languages.

We programmers are job creation engines! "One bad programmer can easily create two new jobs a year."

If you talk about "hiring the best" but you only actually hire those willing to move to {location}, you're full of horseshit.

How can you even be a PHP programmer without a sense of humor? You write PHP. That's hilarious.

look, if Facebook and Wikipedia can build generational empires on PHP, quality of tooling is *utterly irrelevant*. It just is.

I practice FDD. Faith Driven Development. I *believe* my code is going to work!

"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

"People who say, 'I’m not a computer person' will be as disconnected from society as someone who says today,'I don’t know how to read.'"

Farewell Stack Exchange http://t.co/G7bTzJIC

"if crack addicts wrote code, they'd end up with something like Drupal."

JavaScript is Dead. Cause of death: semicolon cancer. http://t.co/iJwEUPH

imagineering(n): when an engineer insists on "fixing" problems that nobody has ever complained about.

hell just froze over. Ad for new Microsoft Phone is actually.. really.. good. http://goo.gl/DAPu

it is important to learn to distinguish between "this sucks" and "this isn't for me".

The 5 programming books every working programmer should own -- and read. http://t.co/3UcpeUTo

I heard "word lens" and I was all like, whatever, then I saw the video and I was all like OMFG! http://goo.gl/7NYxU

I put a big-ass Dell sticker on my iPad over the Apple logo, so it won't get stolen.

"Programming work is essentially unsupervisable because no one ever really knows what you're working on."

I just realized Flash is the new RealPlayer