“@wtfuckfacts: Kissing can help women relax and ease the effects of stress.”. ladies ...

“@shitxgirlssay: What is my life. #ShitXgirlsSay”hhaha @jordanfarq u actuLly say this

@b_sutherland8 y

surrounded by fucks on this bus who are singing billionaire

“@reaidosequisman: Once split an atom, with his bare hands.”

“@firstworldpains: Too many shoes and not enough closet space. #firstworldpain” @justinletterick

“@highschoolprobz: Can't wait to come back and see all the failures at my Highschool reunion. #HighschoolProbz”

“@fillwerrell: That 3 second lap dance you get when someone walks by at the movies.”HAHAAHHAHA

@jordanfarq yeah ok http://t.co/tgsNtmgA

hahaha yup @jordanfarq http://t.co/XYML7pSn

Fuck!Seasons done. Great year boys. Finished up with 1 goal and best celly, 6 assists, and an uncoutable number of hits!this or minor nxt yr

“@autocorrects: Dear Math, I actually liked you, until you hooked up with the alphabet. Sincerely, you're a bitch.” LOL

“@fillwerrell: "Was it a cat I saw" is the same backwards. Retweet if your mind was blown.” @jordanfarq

“@laughorfact: "H3y w@t$ rOng?" ... Obviously your education.” @jordanfarq

omg i actually have to put in effort to do good in the free education i get :( @firstworldpains

Hate working on a Sunday morning cuz u can't do anything Saturday night... @firstworldpains