This is brilliant. “@panzer: You had one job.

 http://hadonejob.com ”

_why is back, baby.

So glad iOS apps can’t do this. Scumbag app developer. pic.twitter.com/DESj0OQq /via @journeydan

gfxCardStatus users: v2.3 is out for your downloading pleasure! Hit "Check for Updates..." or get it from its new home: http://t.co/KFUfxSOV

Hilariously true (regarding iOS vs Android). -- Being 5 years ahead http://t.co/CopXOOXC (via Instapaper)

Grained.org - Online grained gradient image generator http://j.mp/pG1kKP (via Instapaper)

It’s a `git push --force` kind of day.

@rmondello Flashback broke lots of confidence. Retarded Java.

“@the_tick: Our notice of intent to retire Perian is now up at http://t.co/UZpIjw0G” /cc @rmondello

OS professor: "My wife graded your papers, and now knows more about processes and threads than she ever wanted to." Hilarious.

New website design!!! http://t.co/tzuqpEU5

@timothymeaney @marcoarment Great artists steal.

Really nice looking book about icons and icon design by Jon Hicks: http://t.co/oIoxn93H

My good friend Jacob (awesome developer) is available => “@jacobrelkin: Folks, I'm available for hire. Contact me at [my handle] @ gmail.”

Disgusting. http://t.co/caQzGPfi Why you would want to develop for Android after seeing this is beyond me. /via @nicksieger

SHOOTIN’ AT THE WALLS OF HEARTACHE, BANG BANG…I AAAAM THE WARRIOR

…just filed my 2012 taxes.

@linode I <3 you.

:O “@github: Moving and renaming files on GitHub  https://github.com/blog/1436-moving-and-renaming-files-on-github …”

@k4mber Glad to hear it!

@soffes Woot! I just reserved “cody” on @seesaw. I *never* get that username.