"There are too many people, and too few human beings." Robert Zend

chanting "You can't take the milk back from the coffee. " as I attempt to deal with the arrogant, egotistical bitch sitting in my inbox.

@thejohnburton which is not as bad as saying nothing when just a little is required :)

:D #fb pic.twitter.com/JyDB3y0I

Ralph & I are watching TiVo, not my choice of channel but rabbits are easily amused http://t.co/w4dowXca

2 days left to get an advent calendar... either that or numerous bars of chocolate on randomly selected days instead.

I have 5kg of carrots in the middle of my floor. in my life it makes complete sense.

Never keep anything that makes you feel heavy... or look heavy

after a day of inside out knickers I now have chocolate, life is complete.

RT @idillionaire: We met, we talked, we liked, we called, we txtd, we dated, we committed, we loved, you cheated, I'm done...You're DELETED!

been too busy to tweet. if that's a not a sin of this new modern world I don't know what is.

sitting at my desk topless. i don't care. it's hot. roll on high tide cause a swimmin' I am comin'. soon as it's more than a paddle.

new day. new decisions. celebrating with coffee. having coffee anyway, popping celebrating before it makes it look important.

“Always be a first rate version of yourself instead of a second rate version of somebody else.” Judy Garland

the hardest thing about doing something for the 2nd time is that I often fail to remember the 1st.

@derekbalmer with the first beer down I'm now giving serious thought to a trou-down

a string of pearls are best worn with nothing.

Life is so much nicer when you step outside of it

I've misplaced my glasses again. it's no wonder that ppl wear them like soap on a rope.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss