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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    CNN reporting deadly Egyptian cobra missing from Bronx zoo. HIDE YO' KIDS, HIDE YO' WIFE.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    Christina Aguliera says Tony Lucca's song was derogatory towards women, yet she sits there showing everything but her nipples.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    Leslie Nielsen is dead and Justin Bieber is starring in a movie. Those fucking Mayans were right. The end of the world IS here.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    IS TAYLOR HAVING A SEIZURE ON STAGE?!

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    I'm so tired of people trying to use the Internet to grow their businesses. The Internet is for porn and cat videos only.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    So much sex to be had, so few willing participants.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    I'm gonna do soooo many unspeakable things with my A/C tonight. You may want to look away.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    Ken Ham says Bill Nye can't prove evolutionism because he wasn't there. Was Ken Ham there when the Bible was written? #creationdebate

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    These actors need to hit the gym. They're all out of breath from walking 10 feet and up four steps. #oscars2013

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    It's weird to see Russian trending.. Медведев и Путин and Слава России. Sad too.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    I wonder what would happen if you all got this worked up over the other 7,480 murders that occurred in the US in 2012.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    Scoping out some Amish babes.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    If #isaac has done one thing, it's made us ALL look like the people of Walmart.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    Al Gore saw his shadow today. This means 12 more years of global warming.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    Erections in the workplace. Friend or foe? Let's discuss... I've got a few minutes before I can get up anyways.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    Welp, Mayor Landrieu called for an end to the violence.

    That oughta work. Take THAT, criminals.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    Kristen Stewart rocking the Just Been Fucked hair.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    Someone tell Ali Velshi that the rest of the street behind him is not flooded and that he doesn't have to stand in the water.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    As if this day couldn't get any more fucked up, I just found two feathers on the floor in the men's bathroom. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

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  • cokeman
      Mike @cokeman

    Putting Winehouse in the same category as Joplin/Cobain/Morrison/Hendrix is like putting Milwaukee's Beast next to any other beer.

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@cokeman

@cokeman

Amish goat farmer by day, exotic dancer by night. And sometimes, I make movies. I have a dirty mouth and a dirtier mind. Tweets are my own, not my employer's.