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She got a big booty so I call her voluptuous gluteus maximus
Drop dat ass to the floor YOU SCARED YOU SCARED
There's really nothing like seeing a buff manly man order a "grande double chocolatey chip Frappuccino" like bro do u even lift
Enough is enough
Yeah most of the people that live here suck but that doesn't mean the location is not fab why don't you surround yourself with better people
Truly don't understand how people say they hate living here. You can walk to the beach, there's a concert every weekend & NYC is 2 hrs away
Birds think this is their planet & humans are just living on it. Like hello can your species put a bathrobe on backwards& call it a snuggie?
If you really hate someone, and I mean really hate them, the only way to seek revenge on them is to blast kidz bop outside their house
Well at least now we know for sure that Kimmy K isn't a virgin
The ventnor pier collapsed 😱
AHHH officially a Lady Vol!! University of Tennessee class of 2017! ☺🏊
I heard tomorrow is national big toe day so everyone should take a pic of their feet and put it on the Internet
Dairy Queen is 1/2 off today which really means you just have to poop twice as bad as you usually do after eating it
So now that I'm downloading iOS 6, will my iphone clean my room and wipe my butt? #jk #girlsdontpoop
There's starving kids in africa that would love to be following me on twitter