I hate this club the fonts are terrible.

"David Foster Wallace was young once. And now he's dead. I find both facts difficult to accept."  http://www.sfgate.com/books/article/Both-Flesh-and-Not-book-review-4264165.php …

@weedguy420boner I once tried to nap in the disabled toilet at work and was woken by the sound of someone masturbating in the next cubicle.

Already-pissed stag party at train station. Joyous.

Loki, my sister's 5-y-o black Staff Bull Terrier is missing in Neath Hill, MK. Harmless, despite looking like the Predator. Any sightings?

My favourite bit of the MBV album is where it segues from a 403 error to a 503 error. Timeless.

Hey guys, there's a 2 hour advert for Jesus on BBC1. With hats!

When my nan knitted me a mini Paul Wilkinson in 1989, I bet she never thought it would end up on @regista_blog in 2012: http://t.co/2xwWJSqB

A lion prepared in 1731 by a taxidermist who had never seen a lion before: http://www.ulrikagood.com/2011/04/lion-of-gripshoms-castle.html

This is one of the most heartbreaking things I've ever read. RIP. The Agonizing Last Words of Programmer Bill Zeller http://t.co/ZzeOOm7

@nostrich My favourite bit of the whole affair was you repeatedly being referred to as ‘Mr Wisdom’.

@nostrich best thing is, only one person needs to attend.

@thugclive @viceuk Here’s me looking at this bizarre article by Clive:  http://coldbrain.tumblr.com/post/47724161411/its-a-wonderful-world …

Ticket To Ride by The Beatles, 800% slower:  http://youtu.be/Ra2vFocPqjU 

I wrote a sprawling thing about RSS and saving things for later for a friend who was struggling. I may not have helped.  http://www.matthewculnane.co.uk/posts/2013/1/18/how-to-time-shift-the-internet …

From the dept. of Why Big Club Football is Utterly Laughable:  http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Club-News/2013/Jan/manchester-united-announces-new-partnership-with-kansai-paint-of-japan.aspx …

”Quail, you miserable, misbegotten remnant of a recently discarded horse dropping…” Knightmare was brilliant kids TV.  http://gameological.com/2012/11/the-stuff-of-knightmare/ …

@fistedaway @regista_blog I always sing “Oh! Santi Cazorla!” to Cockney music hall favourite “Oh! Have a banana!”.

@nostrich A brief history of a brief history of picking brains: http://t.co/YSuNVO8K

@daverawkblog This is what happens when someone follows you and subscribes to Mercury: http://t.co/iZcKTBiD