RT @sunnysunwords: I’m hoping some bank managers will get a taste of queuing today… #TwitterThumbsUp

So @robertalai taken to court for a tweet/SMS but #Mwakwere gets off with #HateSpeech after a half-hearted belated apology? #KenyaWeHave

RT @robertalai: KBK 871L, Toyota Premio (new model) 1800cc robbed in Nakuru. If you spot call 0726034530 or the police. RT pliz

Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
@samdave69

RT @safaricomltd: @_mwass_ Twitter for Ipad is only available to people using Ipads. Its not available in ideos. ^CM <---- This

This ---> RT @sickolia_: "Ngilu will implement Land Reforms". For this and more jokes text "Cabinet" to 7070

This is an award winning tweet ;-) ---> RT @evangelinechao: #KibakiGifts Kenya Metereology to always predict the weather in his favour.

Via @vanderwangwe Only in #Kenya can you own an #Apple product, on an #Orange line and live in #Banana...

RT @_wangwe: IEBC tallying is like the Bold and the beautiful. If you stop watching and come back after months, shit is still the same.

RT @amjoe_: DIDA is very honest. Wait for Jesus to help you or vote these vultures out! #KEDebate13

Why are idiots hating on #Dunford? Kwani his medals don't count as Kenyan medals? #BloodyBure these 'Kenyans' @joethuoo @rube_mfalme

RT @karareiy: EABL sues for a share of @safaricomltd profits. Claims 30% a result of Drunk dialing > cc @bobcollymore

RT @ouko_: Diva wa south C amekataa kuingiza vote yake kwa ballot box ya plastic > Na ma-ballot ya makaratasi

RT @shirleyghetto: Again,Kalonzo is not yet decided which channel to watch. #KEDebate13

RT @dee_spicable: HAHAHAHAHA! ALCOHOL 2 MUTUTHO 0. The livers of Kenya have spoken!

RT @buggz79: #PrimitiveEnergy. Want a train to switch tracks? No problem! Our indigenous people uproot the railway and chart a new course

RT @daviekarr: Every cloud has a silver lining.

PLO Lumumba: Every stratospheric hydrocondensative posseses an argentum strip.

RT @dunn_can: Julie will walk around the podium holding up a sign saying "Round 2" like they do in boxing at this rate! smh #Debate254

Ghana’s president, John Mahama salary Sh360,000/month while #Kenya MPig, Sh850,000+ a month #Ghana’s MPs take home Sh185,000 a month

#Nigeria #corruption makes #Kenya look amateurish @ndinda_ Sports Commission spent N1.2 M to open Facebook account! http://t.co/AzXdRhnM