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Worst part isn’t the loss. Worst part is Mariota has 4 minutes left as a Duck. What a career. What a man.
R.E.M. breaks up, and Facebook changes layouts again. It's a rough day for white people.
The number 969 looks like a threesome with one person getting totally left out.
Oregon pro bowlers-3
Alabama pro bowlers-1
But Oregon doesn't produce NFL talent
YOU GET A LOB YOU GET A LOB
This girl's roughly 16, sunburnt and pregnant. I'm guessing 'protection' doesn't feature highly in her vocabulary.
I'm not taking Standard and Poor's seriously until they downgrade Ke$ha to Ke¢ha
Hey Madonna, no wardrobe malfunctions tonight. Keep your boobs in your pants.
We Want Bama
My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid.
Oregon didn’t allow an Arizona snap in the red zone. All game. Is that real?!
My liver just reached into my wallet and tore up my organ donor card.
Just spilled vodka, the puddle looks exactly like the Virgin Mary. I'd wait for news crews to come,but it was the last I had. Slurping it up
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