“@funnyevil: I leave homework to the last day because I'll be older and therefore wiser.” @callieolson

“@student_pains: Are you African? Because African love you. #badpickuplines” @haveakitkatelyn Feel better ):

“@girlspeaking: Do you have a band-aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you. ;)” @kaiteesuee

“@funnyevil: Clapping the longest during an assembly because you're a fearless bastard.” @kaiteesuee Jazz band clapping competitions (;

“@autocorrects: *Taking a super hard test* F^ck this shit. I'll be a stripper.” @callieolson xD or a garbage collector

“@uberfacts: If you electrically shock a person's brain, their math skills can greatly improve for up to 6 months.”@callieolson NEED surgery

“@comedytruth: When life gives Lady Gaga lemons, she makes a dress out of them.” @callieolson

“@y_u_nooo: MATH TEACHER, Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH?” @callieolson @heartt_throb

“@ispeakhilarious: WHAT I DO ON GRAND THEFT AUTO: 10% Legit missions. 90% Fuck shit up, steal cars & run over people.” @callieolson