Dear bag of old clothes under my bed: - What are you still doing here? You haven’t fit me in at least three...  http://tmblr.co/ZPFb3unXQuRx 

Doc:"Dude how much Benadryl did u take for this rash? You're pretty drowsy"
Pt:"None, but I had a 5th of whiskey"
@erproblem

No one ever blames Satan when they play poorly. It's unfair.

I have a pt here that is drunk as fuck and begging for a script for Ultram.
This is classic.
Ultram seeker~one of the few.

very sad that fathers only get one day but sharks get a whole week

@nighttraumadoc You saved a life, I made toast. We're obviously kindred spirits.

Pt:"I can't quit throwing up, my head hurts"
Doc:"Where'd you get that bruise"
Pt:"I don't remember"
CT:+Subdural hematoma

For having erectile dysfunction those guys in the commercials sure do smile a lot.

The @drafthouse is casually sexist about a film, @scatx points it out, and the best they can do is "sorry you feel that way." #whitedudes

The Somali Cat pic.twitter.com/UXAjrmR7Qu

"I would love to live like a river flows, carried by the surprise of its own unfolding."  http://j.mp/17LS3UP  RT @brainpicker

Chuppy say,
"Don't make me repeat myself -
I.
Own.
This."  http://instagram.com/p/aio-98SqO8/ 

One thing that amazes me about anti-choice rhetoric is how the HUGE lifetime responsibility of being a good parent is rarely discussed.

Been debating joining the Illuminati and conspiring against the human race with the Reptilian Aliens. Weird hours, though.

Incredible obituary of D-Day piper in The Economist. Read to the end...  http://www.economist.com/node/16885894 

California Teacher Fired For Being A Victim Of #DomesticViolence  http://thkpr.gs/11KmyWU  via @thinkprogress #rapeculture #victimblaming

Human DNA can't be patented, Supreme Court rules  http://www.modernhealthcare.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130613/NEWS/306139946&AllowView=VW8xUmo5Q21TcWJOb1gzb0tNN3RLZ0h0MWg5SVgra3NZRzROR3l0WWRMWGJVdndDRWxiNUtpQzMyWmV0NW44WUpiaW4=&utm_source=link-20130613-NEWS-306139946&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=mh-alert?trk=share … via @modrnhealthcr

Join in, #CloneClub RT @tvoti: BBC America came up with this handy list of ways you can watch Orphan Black right now:  http://www.bbcamerica.com/orphan-black/where-to-watch-orphan-black/ …

And focus on it. RT @tamholland: Happy Thursday art-a-day! pic.twitter.com/KcKPBCTZgv

BBC America came up with this handy list of ways you can watch Orphan Black right now:  http://www.bbcamerica.com/orphan-black/where-to-watch-orphan-black/ …