Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Is he the racist?" "No, he's the rapist". Football.
I will have no fat-shaming on my timeline.
Drunk guy ordered a calzone left open.
The worst thing about these EE ads is that Kevin Bacon doesn’t understand the six degrees of himself.
Just dropped my last slice of bread into dirty sink water. This is the darkest timeline.
I always learn new things on Twitter.
I really hope it’s relevant & not a result of library delerium.