Lets not forget what today is really all about. A (selfless) man, who helps strangers. A man who died & came back to life.

HAPPY DR WHO DAY

Look. Just tell us if its fucking Maybelline or not. The suspense is killing me

The best thing about going to a Brazalian restaurant is you know there'll be no hair in your food

No, YOU'RE grammar is awful!

When is Clitoris Awareness Day? I thought I had it on my calendar but can't find it

If you haven't heard Cher Lloyds new single yet, imagine sticking your head in a beehive whilst a whiny girl moans at you

Never ask for directions from a starfish

I wonder if David Attenborough has pets... and whether he just sits there all day commenting on what they are doing. I do hope so.

Go to google images, type 'david cameron side profile' and check the first pic.

er... :)

Looter leaves court & walks into lampost while covering his face with a newspaper http://bit.ly/qNLpI5 (via @jamesmoran & @julesmattsson)

IT'S HER OFF THE STAMPS!!! #bbcjubilee

I say we waterboard this road crossing chicken and get the truth

H from steps is dead. A helicopter landed on him

Fast forward 3 years... Marcus Bentley rocking in his chair by the window, speaking into a hairbrush & commenting on his neighbours #UBB

Congratulations Jay-Z on finally achieving 100 problems

I LOVE this story! Man accidentally orders size 1450 slipper!! http://t.co/nlrnjtF3 (via @carscribe @lordotter)

How about punching yourself in the face to uplift us? RT @chrisbrown Wish I could play "Beautiful People" in England right now to uplift em!

RT @nickmotown: Still brilliant & possibly the worst-placed advert in the history of mankind. http://www.twitpic.com/5izr2o

If Federer loses this, he's Scottish & not British right? #Wimbledon

Can everyone stop using the username @theashes. It's not the cricket but some American who is getting angry. Please RT... a lot :)