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I'm so brainy I could think a horse
Waiting for the wife. Great table at the pub. Need a piss. Not wanting to leave. ARGH! We've all been there!
(Not you, you're single)
I'm so hungry I could eat a hearse.
Well the contents I mean. Not the automobile. I'm not rust
Born from an egg on a mountain top
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