Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
The future of the human race is everyone alone in their basements 3D printing sex robots.
Why are you RTing the same person 15 times into my timeline. Did they give you a trophy or something?
Oh, they did.
Its a debate thats raged for eons. Lets decide this once and for all Twitter.
Kanye claiming he made Taylor Swift famous.
Another reason to hate the bellend
The irony was Sir Mixalot was actually painfully shy
Even your memory foam mattress doesn't remember you
Of all the humans organs you have to respect the heart's PR dept. I know we rubbery and valvey and covered in blood but we represent LOVE!
Don't worry if you're single on Valentines day
(Unless you're over 35 cos you'll probably die alone surrounded by 100 types of cat faeces)
The best thing about being married is both agreeing Valentines Day is a load of BS.. that and the tax thing
"My worst date when was when I was taken out by a trained killer" - Some ghost, probably
I can't believe you scrolled past this tweet without reading it
Donald Trump wins in New Hampshire. Dear god, America, what you guys doing over there??
"HB or not HB" - Shakespeare choosing a pencil to write his Hamlet speech with...after travelling forwards 209 years via a time fissure
"Hard to port!" - a Pirate, illegally copying games for different consoles
"I say potato, you say potato? I say tomato, you say...WTF IS THIS??" - 1st person to read the lyrics to 'Lets Call the Whole Thing Off'
Born from an egg on a mountain top
Like @comedyfishes’ tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!
Stats can't be shown as @comedyfish hasn't signed in to Favstar recently.