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Been back in Sydney almost exactly 90 seconds before I've gone into the wrong bathroom, realised & did a merry jig out of there. Good start.
Watching the Pistorius murder case live on TV. Bit like when OJ was on trial.
He should 'prove' his fake legs dont fit thus he's not guilty
Last day in Fiji tomorrow. I hope to break my record of saying the word Bula 85 times in one day
Scary amount of stars up there tonight. The sky is full of them... a little TOO full of them O_O
Did a scuba dive in Fiji today.
Punched a stingray in its nuts whilst screaming "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU STEVE IRWIN!!"
<< It's tough being a Fijian dancer in 2014.
"I can see you're on fire, but I just nearly got 25 on Flappy Bird"
Fiji dancer basically on fire, went up to a 3YO girl, showed her his combusting finger who looked interested ~1 sec then looked at her iPad
Ah internet. I've missed you
Drinking non-alcoholic beer and making meat free chilli...
*goes to mirror*
"Who ARE you?"
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Whoa. The cast of Modern Family where filming at Circular Quay which is 15 mins from my house yesterday. I could have done some stalking!
My hair has so much volume I can't hear myself think.
Just learned about Gender Illusionists.
Made a joke about 'missed erection'.
High fived myself
Billy Corgan is doing an 8 hour gig? What's he going to do? Play Tonight Tonight 96 times?