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Harry has lost part of his Wand Erection
Where can I see videos of teenagers crying over One Direction. I've been staring into people's windows but the police don like it
My take on Jeremy Clarkson, never seen Top Gear, he seems a knob. So not really that bothered
Ow. I'm in the middle of town
Zayn leaves. 1D a man down. I think Jeremy Clarkson has some spare time if they're looking for a New Direction
Pharrell Williams' UN Climate control speech was good. I preferred Marvin Gaye's original though
That eclipse was intense. It lasted all night
Living in Australia when an eclipse is happening in the UK is a bit like going to a strip club and standing with your back to the boobs
People of England. Maybe you should make an effort to see the total eclipse. The next one doesn't seem to be till 2090. Which you might miss
I'll just have a drink or two much
That Putin robot is very realistic
"Disney has announced Frozen to..."
TO WHAT?? WHAT WILL FROZEN DO??
In an ironic twist I have some amber stuck in my fly.
(Her hair I think)
Getting into a comfy sleeping position would be easier with only 1 arm.
But opening jars of pickles would be harder so swings & roundabouts
Nope Jupiter Ascending. Sorry. No.
Born from an egg on a mountain top
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