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Happy Birthday Toilets!
Bono's luggage gets dumped out of his plane at 8000ft.
Did Apple put it in there without asking anyone?
I kind of fell out of love with Twitter when people kept retweeting rubbish.
Do you still do that? Please RT
I know I haven't been tweeting much recently but I want to assure you, it hasn't been because I've been doing anything interesting
Remember that time I was in the army... Ha ha ha.
Sorry, private joke
With all the abuse in the Catholic Church I'm glad I'm CofE.
(Clear of Ejaculation)
I ate a vegan. Am I a vegan now?
Flying to London. Is there Ebola there? I bet there's Ebola there.
You can get everything in London!
Haven't really tweeted for a while. Made a promise to myself that I would only tweet about hexagons but couldn't think of anything
"U2 was a mistake" - Apple execs
I am watching the NRL final in a pub. Not cause it's the NRL final but cause it's a pub hashtag:lovepubs
Any other Aussies think the hijab ban is just to get Islamic women to visit parliament. Clever marketing. Lots more visitors today weirdly
The best thing about the bendy iPhone6 is finally being able to phone around corners