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Sometimes I feel I'll never realise my dream to know all the words to Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire'
The streets of Sydney seem packed tonight.
*puts in headphones*
*plays Verve's Bittersweet Symphony*
*walks & barges everyone out of way*
"Paper, that's my jam" - Printers
Note to self: Diarrhoea Epidemic is a great name for a band
I only go to pub toilets to check out the latest Dyson hand drier.
Haven't had such a hard blow in the toilets since (...etc etc)
Feel sorry for blind men finding the loo. Touching every dirty door sign looking for a Braille: Male
..the bad spellers ending up at the PO
Anyone seen the new James Franco TV show. 11.22.63 when he goes back in time to watch the first episode of Doctor Who
What a crock of shit this made up holiday is eh? At least we have someone though, someone who might actually cared if we died
Born from an egg on a mountain top
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