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"WTF? I'm sinking through this liquid" -Kanye jumping into an Armenian river during his concert expecting to walk on water
A female President? What next? A black one???
Repeatedly shazamming the same song is my new jam (apparently)
10 hours into a Marvel (Avengers) film marathon. Make no mistake, this cinema stinks and looks like a popcorn factory exploded in here...
*Watches news. Checks hard drive for Dallas Buyers Club. Relaxes*
I only play Words With Friends to see historic Kate Upton getting out of the bath
18 degrees of Kevin Bacon cause: global warming
"ZOMBIE!!!!!!" - people who saw Jesus on Easter Sunday
I'm 'when you buy an Easter egg you're paying for the packaging I'll buy them next week when they're half price..,' years old
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!!
Harry has lost part of his Wand Erection
Where can I see videos of teenagers crying over One Direction. I've been staring into people's windows but the police don like it
My take on Jeremy Clarkson, never seen Top Gear, he seems a knob. So not really that bothered
Ow. I'm in the middle of town
Born from an egg on a mountain top
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