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Just ate chocolate and even tho I didn't give it up for lent I feel Jesus is pleased. He loves people eating chocolate I gather
Hey iPhone. Love the way that every time I google something in safari I can't get rid of the google app advert.
Four Day Weekend. Thank God! (or his son I guess)
Waited in all day & Prince William hasn't been around to visit yet. As an Englishman in Sydney I find this insulting.
(Kate was nice though)
Is it selfish to hope that a zombie apocalypse breaks out 3 mins before I die of old age so I don't miss any cool inventions when I'm dead?
The anticipation when your mate's writing something on iMessage...those little dots indicating they're typing away...for 5 minutes...
Hands to the head cos goal missed
The atmosphere in this ACDC club is electric
This might be the alcohol talking but "I'm metabolising in your body and inducing an intoxicating effect on your brain"
Game of Thrones theme sung by a cat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEg4SEch27w&app=desktop …
A 7 year old girl has become the youngest black belt in australia. Seriously, I reckon I could beat her up no worries.
Sometimes, when people aren't looking, I don't do The Running Man with my pants around my ankles
…what does a Culture Secretary DO anyway? File yoghurt?
It was 20 years ago today, Kurt Kobain taught the world to play..
Sgt Peppers' lonely. Face, gun BANG