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Trying to convince Americans "Cookie Monster" is known in the UK as "Biscuit Abomination".
A horse runs into a bar.
The bar falls down
He picks up two penalty points
This tweet is not a joke, more an explanation of showjumping.
Facebook are offering a free service today where you can awkwardly find out which of your acquaintances have dead dads or ones who ran off.
Took the "Which Disney Princess are you?" quiz, and got "human adult man who needs to stop wasting his life".
I thought I was Belle.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Everyone's best friend should be the 1974 David Bowie album "Diamond Dogs"
Just learnt that "going hard in the paint" is a term from basketball. Anyway, I'm banned from B&Q
My password is strong, but it's also not afraid of showing vulnerability
Prince Harry wants to bring back the tradition of national service. I want to bring back the tradition of overthrowing unelected parasites
Women! If your costume is "slutty" anything, take a long hard look in the mirror.
Now start touching yourself.
Shhh. I'm not even here
Odd how many Tea Party members are against Ferguson rioting and destroying property, when they are named after a property destroying riot
Comedian, cartoonist, writer and experimental gin scamp at @fruitbooze. My new Edinburgh show Tired And Emotional is at Dragonfly 17:30, 8-29 aug. Buy my book.
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