@chrisrregan I heard he was mostly CGI...especially when walking.

@godofbadassery Happy April Fool's Day, God of Mischief ;)

@toddlevin "I feel like I'm slipping right into the danger zone."

This is like it was made just for me. http://t.co/D8Jczyvw

@thebritton what I hate about MD, so is Stan...it's more old, hole ridden underwear and equally holey T-shirt but it fits like a bikini top.

@thebritton why would you "learn"? that doesn't sound like any fun.

@thebritton I just make up answers now and people are like really??? and I'm like, "really. Google it."

@andyunedited Jaleel "Dwayne Johnson" White. Yep. it works.

@thebritton You created Honey Badger O's cereal!

@thebritton it will help work all the caffeine out of your system.

My feed - follow @____ 4 hot porn
Then: Make sure your <3 is in whatever you do. & remember to trust the universe it knows what you want.

@thebritton I almost spit on my laptop.

@prodigalsam I glove your #DannyGloverTweetsOfTheDay

@thebritton P.S. Don't tell Bear Grylls.

@thebritton No, I drink out of glasses, but I would re-enact Home Alone's bathroom scene.

Shouldn't there be some sort of poke etiquette for Facebook? Not only did a non-friend poke me they messaged me saying, "nice to be friends"

My position on the batting order is always Designated Cougar. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, although it might be a dangerous thing...

Interesting that last month my card was Star & sure enough Aquarius, this month Death. Hmm. Scorpio?

Cute blue-eyed Aquarian men (with gorgeous voices who won't talk on the phone, lol) really make my day. Add music and it's even better.

2 completely unrelated Twitter accounts just used 99 Problems for status updates.