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Masturbating is great, but I'm lonely for human contact. How's that for an online dating profile?
This is the point I think where "up too late" becomes "up too early".
CTV now declaring Allan Hunsperger's ass officially kicked. Thank you, Edmonton Southwest, for making my night. #abvote
Thank you, Jack Layton, for caring ... about Canada's women, our #LGBTQ community, our environment & the people who fall through the cracks.
Dear all businesses: stop having Flash-based websites. Period. If you do have one, get a mobile site that mirrors ALL your content. Thx.
I wish all the men in my life were as into licking me as my new kitten is.
Now I know why people do #BoobieWed! To gain shallow followers that will drop me when they realize my avatar isn't boobs every day!
You know why human cloning should be endorsed? Because all the good ones are fucking taken.
Sting may be the King of Pain, but I am the Queen of Self Medication. RESPECT.
I'm looking for a sex life. Anyone have an extra one?
Eat Pray Love = Gorge Bitch Lust
I like my baths hot, my massages aggressive, my men uninhibited, my women outspoken, my food tasty & my choices free of others' judgment.
I'd rather have an aggressive massage and oral pleasure than a heating pad and self-love but I will settle for what I have at hand.
Guess what, Twitter??? Audrey's Books is now officially going to be carrying my book of poetry. Should hit shelves next week!
Stick with those who accept the person that you are, not those who resent the person that you're not.
I fell into a burning lake of fire ... #abvotekaraoke
Web dev, poetry, poker, parties, feminism, fandom, f-bombs, grammar patrol, lyrics & black eyeliner. More: @code_word & @yegwords. I'm a geek bitch, baby!