If an elm tree falls in the woods and I tweet about it does anyone care?

Today is the day when St. Bridget will spring from the earth flinging her straw crosses like Shuriken. So be careful out be there.

Before twitter I used to just whisper in my teddy bears ear and show him youtube videos against his will.

Ripper st on tonight I wonder if my cameo/extra role as a Jewish slum dweller with an orange will be included.

All ready ran out of treats. Kids love cod liver tablets right?

Yay divided island solidarity thanks Cyprus!

Surviving in the Siberian Wilderness for 70 Years (Full Length):  http://youtu.be/tt2AYafET68  via @youtube

I fear I may have gone on a bit to much about satsumas last night.

Nice big Juicy moon out tonight!

I think I just saw the pope in his mobile careening down the road with a couple of sexy ex nuns swigging from a bushmills. #aprodestantdrink

this guy...this guy @padraig3000 gets it. Like a comet of credit smashing into a meteor that I foretold would happen.

I've got the oranges. I'm not cool enough for the blues. #Imnotevendrunk pic.twitter.com/kg8T5TKC

Why is comedy central showing Ghost Rider? It's not that funny.

Pulling a knife out of dummy on the top of ladder makes you a dummy. #deception

The 50 Most Iconic Artworks of the Past Five Years  http://www.complex.com/art-design/2013/01/the-50-most-iconic-artworks-of-the-past-five-years/ … via @complexmag

Another chance to see Brendan Gleeson be all filthy right now on rte

@kobriendublin Might have to check it out see if I recognize anyone.

@eimhinmcnamara Metaphorically or physically? The day when you no longer put all your passion into the tweets. I'd love to use a telegram.

Why is orange juice yellow? #lifesbigquestions

@eimhinmcnamara shamehú on you...