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Thanks for letting Vlad Putin use your toilet. #nuclearcrisisavoided
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Category: @uncleduke1969 week
Ron Paul once ate an entire jar of pickles while hiding from AIDS #RONPAULFACTS @rare_basement
pic: 2 monkeys in sailor outfits fucking
Ur tweets r like 2 monkeys fucking
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@torrami I can. Yes, we can friend. But after I cook it, I throw it in the garbage and yell: THIS IS YOUR HEART IN A RELATIONSHIP!!!
A: I was looking for a harness to put myself on a leash
How much?
A: Depends if you want it for retards or for sex..
Knowing to be solitary is central to the art of loving.
When we can be alone, we can be w others without using them as means of escape.
I am terrible. And I will not get into another relationship until I am less terrible.
Are all women like my girlfriend? “@kalarlis: Every time I think I need you, I just masturbate and realize I don't fucking need anybody.”
@geraldorivera you're aware that you've been wearing a molester's mustache since the 70's? #GeraldoRivera #geraldomolestskids
@jaredleto @robdelaney "Hey! Jared Leto! Ass to ass. Remember? You remember? Ass to ass!!!" -- @amygo
As you pet the cat, the cat also pets you “@uberfacts: Petting a cat helps lower blood pressure, not just for humans, but for the cat also.”
Do tell RT @newtgingrich : I once fell through a manhole, but was saved when my head got caught on the rim. #withnewt #GOP2012
@kilobees he's a black from Kenya and he's gonna steal your social security and give it all to abortions.
@mulliganstewed
1.: No.
2.: Yes. Everything works faster in suppository. All ice cream can be taken rectally.
What describes me: Americans may have no culture, but they sure have white teeth.
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