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  • cool_pond
      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    *looks up pics of spiders on gloogle* nice nice *turns mature content filter OFF* NICE NICE

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    at one point, every man named Gary was a baby and was introduced by his parents as "This is my baby, Gary" how fucked up is that shit

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    dmx, jay-z, and kanye opening a new breakfast restaurant called X Hova Yeezy

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    son we need to talk. your mom and i saw your internet history and it wasnt pretty. frankly, we are concerned. can you seriously not kickflip

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    #ThingsNotToSayOnTheFirstDate 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐 卐

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    this club is wild it got everything. long dark hallway, a large central pump, bubbles, big noodles flyin everywhere. wait is this a carwash

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    THE ALPHABET IN ORDER OF AESTHETIC SIMPLICITY:

    I O U C J S L Z V N F E D P T X Y W M R B A K H Q G

    PLEASE USE THIS SYSTEM FROM NOW ON

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    Go to church + change organists sheet music to slightly lower notes each week until after a while everyone is wearing hoods and eating drugs

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    son its time for the sex talk.pretend my computer is a girl. how might u find her settings? "dad u dont know how to use ur computer do u"

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  • cool_pond
      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    Kanye West opening a breakfast restaurant called 'Omelette You Finish'

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    Anyone who says hi to a cat but doesn't do it in falsetto is a shady fucker

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    [•[•[•[•[•[•[•_•]•]•]•]•]•]•] Lego guy gang comin right at u

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    if u want to impress girls just go to the hardware store and buy a bunch of saws. buy like 20 saws.

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  • cool_pond
      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    [__( ˘•˘ )__] sound asleep.
    [__( °-° )__] wake up cuz u felt somethin weird.
    [__( ›_‹ )__] its a poop. ur poopin.

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    *interrupts friends* "u gotta hear this tweet..Ok.." *realizes tweet starts with 'action asterisks' & doesnt know how to read that out loud*

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  • cool_pond
      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    *betrays best friend* LiVe✿LaUgH✿LoVe! *steals $ from own grandma* ♥nO ReGrEtS♥ *cheats & lies to everyone* ✌IM SO RANDOM ✌

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    son its time 4 the sex talk. this is a nude babes bod. point out the following body parts: Coinsac. Tiblio. Conch. Lubris. Terminal 9. Husk

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    *rolls my jeans up until my entire legs are showing and I have two super thick denim donuts encasing my legs and I look fucking great*

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      Cool Pond @cool_pond

    obama takes the podium. "today, we're ALL gay. I'm gay. I'm gay as hell"

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