@cool_pond yr bighead tweets are the only thing making this san antonian happy 2nite. #godblessucool_pond

someone in the crowd just held a giant magnet up and sucked the ball away its loaded with ball bearings

@cool_pond that's nuts

@cool_pond wait is that... *looks down* i get it now

Hey kid...catch
*Lebron tosses kid his headband*
*Kid tosses it back*
Keep it. You ol barbershop ass corn cob pipe lookin ass motherfucker

WHEN I WAS A YOUTH IF YOUR RAP ALBUM DIDNT CONTAIN AT LEAST 2 COVERS OF "DRAGULA" YOU CAUGHT A BEATDOWN. SMH AT THIS MODERN WORLD.

spoelstra is getting desperate he had mike singletary talk to the boys at halftime and show them his ass, he even let some turds slip out

IM HAVING FUN pic.twitter.com/wkUmC2tm3M

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS pic.twitter.com/JCsCV1NYAf

lmao  http://i.imgur.com/O5dSpJ5.png 

the funniest twitter jokes are when people 'get real' freaking out over dumb shit

@cool_pond fav, rt, comment, 9.5 best new tweet

so, i got turned down for another job at the factory.
the guy says to me, "we're trying to sell dildos not pay 'em to work for us!" #jayleno

@cool_pond i had to create a separate twiter account to follow you you tweet too much

 http://24.media.tumblr.com/0cdcbbbd1039b602e6d36f901cea6be5/tumblr_molpqfMIz71qz5yb4o1_500.png … no pay

@cool_pond I don't even know how these accounts work?

Holy shit @cool_pond is giving a laugh induced migraine.

Sorry but @cool_pond is the best at  http://twitter.com 

Man, @cool_pond is finding some gold tonight.

@cool_pond I found a guy who signs all his tweets  https://twitter.com/inger_my