Wow, this game is fun. Fun fun fun fun fun. What fun. I haven't had this much fun since I saw fun for fun at funscape..so much fun

Put my heat down to 45degrees so when this hurricane kills all the flies and mice OUTSIDE none of them will be invited to come INSIDE

Congrats to Melky Cabrera's brother Miguel for going the whole year without testing positive for HGH...and the triple crown

And for everyone that is using today to push this conspiracy theory, please save it. Today is for the victims not for who's at fault.

@da_b0s @waltdaddymalone hahaha we planned all this earlier...you're welcome everyone

If the Yankees do this month what the Red Sox did last year I will go on a killing rampage

Of course the drunk bus headed back to weedsport involves a fight between a toothless woman in a Hawaiian shirt vs a black girl with a bat

No way did I just go to devaneys and the band is playing sexy and I know it...weedsport needs an atomic bomb to put it out of its misery

Gym then going to drink my face off at Coleman's Irish Pub Syracuse NY 13204

@waltdaddymalone so do I 😉😳

"your grandpa is coming to stay in your room next weekend, so find a different place for your cannabis grow bible" -Cindy Darcy

Hoping my boy @scoopjardine goes to my team @nyknicks #cusefam #MELOandScoop #worldchamps

#FavoriteFenwayMoment the day that Fenway Park burns to the ground

Its funny how Fenway Park turns 100 on National Get High Day, because you have to be high on PCP to enjoy watching the Boston Red Sox

Lana Del Rey makes Adele sound like Miss Kelly. If you don't know who Miss Kelly is then you suck

@princeamukamara lollll just keep Jacobs away from them...the decapitation might become a reality