@shitgirlssay it's already dark out and it's not even 5 o'clock.

I get all my news from twitter. Apparently Snooki is pregnant, Davy Jones died, and a bunch of people I follow, farted.

@livetweettue NEVER FORGET

#FF @livetweettue because Tuesday always need some extra help. #LTT

#FF @eblarden for every follower he gets he donates a pair of wings to a pony. Or maybe it was chicken wings to a crony.

#FF @eblarden @onehundreddates go go go

@nikkimjames @onehundreddates totally go on a date with @eblarden. I did it! And I'd do it again.

#ff @itsmudon @connorratliff they are DTF #doublethefun

@eblarden sleepovers.

@itsmudon @connorratliff "I'm too Fragile for This" = brilliant.

SAME. RT"@katiecunningham: If someone asks me what my secret is i'm just gonna say "SNACKSSSSS" very obnoxiously.”

I don't know if this couple is going to "Love It" or "List It" - This show sucks. #LTT

The jets-meister... makin cawfee #LTT

Some people have lumpy heads and they are weird.

@eblarden sounds fun. Y u no invite meh

Yeah. Buddy.

@shnoobles no no wankles is wangs and ankles. It is also a hardware store on the UES.

“@shnoobles: Hey internet, get someone to bring me coffee” I was just thinking the same thing...

REAL ONEZ

@shnoobles yay!!!!Unstolen laptop!!!!