if Rasheed Wallace stabbed Dwight Howard I would hear Sheed's side of the story before passing judgement.

"I dunno, maybe we should just walk into the ocean together." @scharpling to @marcmaron

@iankarmel I have allergies and the I can't figure out why based on the allergy report pls RT

@david_j_roth when I saw that Howard conducted his super serious LA Times profile interview at a Hard Rock Cafe, I thought of you instantly

@shighkinnba maimi finally getting that end of game scorer and post presence they desperately need in today's NBA

Crip Romney #RomneyKids

balfour seems like he made his prom date a little uncomfortable.

@mmmichelleleigh @metalson hey lady, I don't know you, but I can assure that even his closest friends think he's a monster

@kdonhoops how dare you

Deswaddle with @rjameshitchcock  https://vine.co/v/b9rDi9YZvI1 

@maggieserota Coltrane!

@chela393 oh my god I empathize with this so much

@yourmandevine @nbapr hey man he didn't win the "Respect for Drywall Award"

@metalson only the middle aged have proper self regard

@metalson so do young people

.@erewhonnatural I got graham crackers you made and some of them were burnt! You are killing me

@marcmaron @titus_ndronicus THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE

@katzm @rachelageorge Brian Fantana!

@metalson why do you keep coming back, it hates you

I swear this is the last time I will talk about it, but my fantasy baseball team is called the "Yoenis Cisgenders."