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Your tattoo says "only god can judge me" yet here I am.
Mitt Romney sucks. Pass it on.
I'm just going to start doing Insanity and then take sweaty topless pictures afterwards. Seems like the new thing to do.
Not everyone that needs help from the government is a fucking drugged out mom with 4 kids.
How exactly does someone go to Taco Bell and not get Baja Blast?
Don't diss something if you've never tried it. #ProMaryJane
Smoking weed does not make you a bad person. Stop being so fucking judgemental.
I hate when people call their boyfriends "daddy". It's just creepy.
I 😂 am 😂 dying 😂
Drinking cold water while chewing mint gum is probably my favorite thing ever.
Close-minded Christians are why we can't get anywhere.
Accept Satan into your life and win a free iPad!
If you don't have anything nice to say, come hang out with me. We can judge people together.
When I’m married my partner and I will have: morning sex, afternoon sex, dinner sex, after meal sex, I made pancakes sex, good morning sex.
Smoking weed does not make you uneducated. Some of the smartest people I know smoke on a daily basis.
Getting high right before bed >>>
And then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”
I'm so jealous of everyone who's naturally skinny.