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Your tattoo says "only god can judge me" yet here I am.
Mitt Romney sucks. Pass it on.
"Terrible things happen to good people every day. Consequentially, I am not one of the good people. I am one of the terrible things."
I'm just going to start doing Insanity and then take sweaty topless pictures afterwards. Seems like the new thing to do.
Not everyone that needs help from the government is a fucking drugged out mom with 4 kids.
I need a drink or 12.
How exactly does someone go to Taco Bell and not get Baja Blast?
Don't diss something if you've never tried it. #ProMaryJane
When you judge others, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Smoking weed does not make you a bad person. Stop being so fucking judgemental.
I hate when people call their boyfriends "daddy". It's just creepy.
It fucking sucks when you're there for people when they need someone, but they're nowhere to be found when you need someone.
I don’t think people understand how stressful it is to explain what’s going on in your head when you don’t even understand it yourself.
If you ever want to find out who your real friends are, stop partying and they'll quickly stop getting ahold of you.
most girls in LC right now: refreshing their timeline to find out if they're hot or a slut
Drinking cold water while chewing mint gum is probably my favorite thing ever.
Close-minded Christians are why we can't get anywhere.