@okstatekd @cadewebb @pokelahoma ummm students live in Stillwater, if not on campus. No excuse for them.

@mickshaffer He was obviously talking about either that shitty safety, or maybe even that shitty receiver.

So has anybody solved how the chick in the "November Rain" video died yet?

@jon_bois this band only has 2 laptop players, I'm sure they could use a 3rd pic.twitter.com/QiaDfHKWpf

@irrelevantscott @mickshaffer that is awesome

@cowboysrff @mickshaffer No problem. I love parody accounts.

@cowboysrff @mickshaffer I'd rather read something more reliable, like Bleacher Report.

@mickshaffer Wait, Tulane wasn't already in the Big East?

@irrelevantscott I'm sure he deserved it.

@mickshaffer @nolachad ya! yu suk at tockin abowt sperts!

@mickshaffer The chaps actually make you watching soccer less gay.

@mickshaffer Better than their last one... "Don't lose by 30"

@irrelevantscott I always wondered why it smelled like a swimming pool.

@mickshaffer Thought it was December 25th?

Good job. Good effort.

And the 2011 Vagisil Biggest Pussy of the Year Award goes to... Robert Griffin III

Planking < "Winning" < Carlos Mencia < A kick to the nuts with steel toe boots

Just witnessed a girl buy a $3 Full Throttle with food stamps. Maybe it'll give her the energy she needs to get her lazy ass a job.

One thing is certain after all this Big XII controversy... Justin Bieber is still a huge douche bag.