@jon_bois this band only has 2 laptop players, I'm sure they could use a 3rd pic.twitter.com/QiaDfHKWpf

@irrelevantscott @mickshaffer that is awesome

@okstatekd @cadewebb @pokelahoma ummm students live in Stillwater, if not on campus. No excuse for them.

@cowboysrff @mickshaffer No problem. I love parody accounts.

@cowboysrff @mickshaffer I'd rather read something more reliable, like Bleacher Report.

@mickshaffer Wait, Tulane wasn't already in the Big East?

@irrelevantscott I'm sure he deserved it.

@mickshaffer @nolachad ya! yu suk at tockin abowt sperts!

@mickshaffer The chaps actually make you watching soccer less gay.

@mickshaffer Better than their last one... "Don't lose by 30"

@irrelevantscott I always wondered why it smelled like a swimming pool.

@mickshaffer Thought it was December 25th?

Good job. Good effort.

@mickshaffer He was obviously talking about either that shitty safety, or maybe even that shitty receiver.

And the 2011 Vagisil Biggest Pussy of the Year Award goes to... Robert Griffin III

Planking < "Winning" < Carlos Mencia < A kick to the nuts with steel toe boots

So has anybody solved how the chick in the "November Rain" video died yet?

Just witnessed a girl buy a $3 Full Throttle with food stamps. Maybe it'll give her the energy she needs to get her lazy ass a job.

One thing is certain after all this Big XII controversy... Justin Bieber is still a huge douche bag.