GOD BLESS really detailed indexes

#harrygirlfollowparty more like hairy girl follows you around at a party am i right

#middleschoolconfessions

The four days we have off for Easter are coincidentally the four days out of the year I don't regret going to a Catholic school

I hope these super cool guys blasting their bass at 8pm understand how incredibly super cool and non-idiotic everyone thinks they are

Just realized I went through a security checkpoint today with like three razors blades in my purse so I guess I look really nonthreatening?

I have a mole on my armpit and that's why I already know I'm dying alone

Can't wait to spend my first tax refund on cookies and video games like a real adult

Not being able to buy alcohol was cute when I was five but now it's just getting ridiculous

They say to write what you know so I'm writing this paper on responsibility.
If there's one thing I know it's how to pretend to give a fuck

@ericathethor Hi! :) I deleted for a while but I'm back! I don't remember how to be funny but it's good to see you all again!

I'll never understand people who say "cukes," like would it kill you to add two syllables and sound infinitely less gross?

Spent a solid twenty seconds trying to figure out if Palm Sunday was today or yesterday. I am the future of the nation!