My money is on seatbelts picking up the prize next year.#nobel

Just voted for the motherland. I'm serving Eurovision diaspora realness

If you were waiting for the new Rebecca Black, wait no longer http://t.co/vo6oTBuO

You can all relax, this years Irish Farmers Calendar has finally hit the presses http://bit.ly/bFaELQ

She's serving us French Asian Cher topless cirque du soleil realness #eurovision

"New Euro crisis as French vote for return to ruinous spending" is how The Daily Mail reports Flanby's win http://t.co/FDXd5AZd

Big relief for Hollande - now he's elected, he can let himself go again. Andouillette is back on the menu

In case you weren't listening to Irish state radio, they were just ranking Catholic saints in order of importance

Reuters on Paris' "Silicon Sentier" & the boom in Internet start-ups http://t.co/fheGW0k4

What countries are named after http://bit.ly/n4d4Ap

Oslo bombing witness would rather tell you about his awesome workout http://is.gd/fJCCm0 (via @decanker)

BREAKING: MYRA HINDLEY APPOINTED HEAD OF NEWS INTERNATIONAL

Launchlist is nice wee tool for anyone building a web site or app; just a checklist you should go thru b4 you launch http://bit.ly/ctJTUv

Just comparing @thejournal_ie handsome #ge11 page http://url.ie/90yw vs the Irish Times' lazy effort (i.e. a new menu) http://url.ie/90yx

My #ge11 moment of the week was probably Michael D's final speech to the Dáil. Once he gets going it's superb http://youtu.be/OJJ5q1_5jX8

Doing my own series of Dan Savage style help videos for young gays, this time covering their 30s, called "It Gets Bitter"

Here's a Google Streetview of an unfortunately named jewellery shop I stumbled across in Paris http://bit.ly/bdtD1X

@mdcarter yeah I saw it! Very nicely done - ill have to steal ideas for the next version (since ours was done à l'arrache 4yrs ago :))

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Mogwai (48), Kate Bush (18) & Cher (11)  http://bit.ly/9HHHKd 

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Boards of Canada (41), Kate Bush (12) & Foxygen (8)  http://bit.ly/9HHHKd