Retweet if you are dead.

Hi, I'm crazy.

I hope the next time I trip, I fall into an abyss.

I don't understand anything you just said, hell I don't even understand what I say!!

FUCK CANCER!!!

@latinokidprobs When someone is singing badly and you do the trumpet sounds and yell, "fuera!" #elchacal #LatinoKidProblems

"Hey you awake?" "yea" "I just want you to know I hate you."

I LOVE SLIPKNOT!! if you cant accept that FUCK YOU!!

The sewing machine ate my baby.

im so mexican i even laugh in spanish jajajajajaja

If I die before I wake, I leave you bitches my twitter to read.


I was never really poetic.

Who could blame you for thinking with your heart??

At Star Bucks I'm gonna say my name is Primrose Everdeen so when they call it, I will yell I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE, grab my cup and run out.

@tylerinacoma I loved you two years ago and I still love you today!! You kicked ass on Conan!! http://t.co/lqxONmAS

Great way to start out the day is to get a call from him.

im in to much pain to sleep and i want some effin tacos de bistek con cilantro y cebolla. guess imma go to a taco stand tomorrow hahaha

@codysio on the tv in journeys!! Swan Song!!  http://instagr.am/p/ThXUQvkwtC/ 

If Romney wins every woman should rip out their uterus and throw it at him.

I want you to put my butt in your mouth.

-a cigarette

So what if I talk to myself and laugh at my own jokes. At least I'm having fun.