You can always rely on Kiss radio for a shit remix

I don't trust people that use 2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner.

And life is a bitch, but every dog has its day

Can always count on drama at a Greens Road party!!!

'Sex first, talk later.' Wise words from Anna Spilsbury

If you want to feel better about yourself go on a night out in Ipswich

I wish I could afford smoked salmon

Listening to other people having sex is fucking gross

An actual man wouldn't have to fight to prove he is a 'man'

I'm expecting big things from 'DJ Ant D' tonight @davies_antony 🎶

I see pretty girls everywhere I go

Ray J has made a song for every bitter ex in the world to enjoy #LetUsPrayForThem

She might move on to rappers, or ball players…

At Pleasurewood Hills for a laugh 🎠🎡🎢

Trying to convince my parents we need a puppy is not working, dammit @poppyrs @lk_whitten pic.twitter.com/VUayLGulQ3

Dad just asked 'what is this rubbish?' Erm dad it's Lauren Conrad, the woman full of so much wisdom that we can all learn from

Celebrating my birthday in true adult style tonight by going to LAZER TAG WOOOO

My valentine to you @annaspils pic.twitter.com/DoAQgOzO

I hate that everyone knows about Macklemore now and 'Thrift Shop' is not even his best song grrrrr

Shocking loss for @gorlestonfc, deserved to win!!