I like my President how I like my coffee. Black & from Kenya #IVoted #Obama (@ Voting at Stratham Municipal Center)  http://4sq.com/SKkZU8 

Fuck Yes (@ Wok To Walk)  http://4sq.com/15KyVqc 

This roaster out of Bedford NH is great. Thanks to @dsquaredjava for sourcing & selling the best  http://instagr.am/p/V6obZgG3qH/ 

Based on all of my feeds everyone is going to die of alcohol poisoning today

Stunning B&W Picture of a man Feeding Ducks -  http://bit.ly/UGRtAi 

Loving this Song #NowPlaying Closer by Tegan And Sara on #Spotify  http://open.spotify.com/track/1HDpZNBwkE14hHeD5ERHfp …

Great Failure: Mitch McConnell, "The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president."

Second that RT @sacca: Ho. Lee. Shit. http://t.co/aBbvidhm

Make me laugh! RT @thomasfuchs: What's odd is that you can now install Chome on 95%+ of iPhones, but only 4% of Android phones.

@briannaleafe “@brianstelter: Seth Meyers is the next host of "Late Night," @wjcarter reports:  http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/13/business/media/seth-meyers-to-succeed-fallon-on-late-night.html …”

The only word I can understand from the family next to me is “Stifler”. Either talking about the movie or perhaps making fun of me.

Took 3rd! Can't let the Swedes take all the glory. Represent USA  http://instagram.com/p/YQXbvDm3qM/ 

.@mike_lianza Vermin Supreme has his own movie  http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3486844&REFERRAL_ID=twet93150 …

Flights booked - Officially going to Sweden for two months #fika

Boston for the night. Happy St Patty's weekend.

I nominate @unkn0wn for the next Pope

What a deal I only have to spend $125 at
@newbalance for free shipping. Is this a joke?

@dsquaredjava Both Look Great! Would have to go Dan if forced to choose

I think Jesus is farting through me and he just ate at Chipotle

Just Won the Book of Mormon lottery!! OH YEAH