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Based on all of my feeds everyone is going to die of alcohol poisoning today
Loving this Song #NowPlaying Closer by Tegan And Sara on #Spotify http://open.spotify.com/track/1HDpZNBwkE14hHeD5ERHfp …
Great Failure: Mitch McConnell, "The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president."
@briannaleafe “@brianstelter: Seth Meyers is the next host of "Late Night," @wjcarter reports: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/13/business/media/seth-meyers-to-succeed-fallon-on-late-night.html …”
The only word I can understand from the family next to me is “Stifler”. Either talking about the movie or perhaps making fun of me.
.@mike_lianza Vermin Supreme has his own movie http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=3486844&REFERRAL_ID=twet93150 …
Boston for the night. Happy St Patty's weekend.
I think Jesus is farting through me and he just ate at Chipotle
Just Won the Book of Mormon lottery!! OH YEAH