.@aidanburleymp now claiming he loves multiculturalism. Just hates, y'know, actually seeing it.

Like a good director, Danny Boyle found Blake's original intent. Then he staged it. Read his explanation. http://t.co/JGpAuuJm

The oldest barber in London - aged 90 - had his salon destroyed in the riots. He's got it back, but he needs customers: http://t.co/Any2gzh5

@pennyred Mary Wollstonecraft & Mrs Pankhurst were radical women. You are a self-aggrandizing twat in a punk rock outfit.

You must read @lucyinglis's succinct, reasoned and quite beautiful piece on the destroyed buildings in Tottenham. http://t.co/FJH5pzG

Did you know that porn has foley artists? They record the sound of chicken breasts slapping together... http://t.co/aMlAF2Aa

I hope Lauryn Hill goes to jail for being an idiot: http://t.co/lWHPYgnm

I want to literally disembowel every single person in this story: http://t.co/ecJrKPH0

Spam from a huge-breasted woman called Jeffrey.

PENGUIN SEX DEPRAVITY. http://t.co/iUmFYGih @fleetstreetfox @orbette

Look at @larkinquotes, currently demonstrating why even Larkin's filthy, tossed-off doggrel puts us all to shame.

His hand is steady. Go to Tottenham, sit in his chair and hear old London spin out in your ear: http://t.co/Any2gzh5

CORRECTED link for petition to save Spitalfields public art. Sorry for confusion. http://t.co/O3FNzfg4 @alexabaracaia @thegentleauthor

'Mitt Wishes You a Great Pride Weekend! All citizens deserve equal rights.' (Romney flyer, 2002) http://t.co/kPFP3aVN

Decent introduction to Highgate Cemetery from the BBC World Service: http://t.co/Ccw5oNDb

@amaeryllis Trayvon Martin is still dead & George Zimmerman is free & and I feel like I've seen 9192834 more 'think' pieces on Daisey.

Jeffrey Archer is against gay marriage, and people are freaking out. I say to them -- IT'S JEFFREY ARCHER.

Praise Danny Boyle to the skies. But remember Frank Cottrell Boyce, the writer who helped him put it together. #olympicceremony

Oh, some journalist has got a new job. There's me abandoning Twitter for the day.

Mirroring my psyche, spam bios have gone from 'I like to fuck' to 'I will fucking destroy you.'