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Spam from a huge-breasted woman called Jeffrey.
Jeffrey Archer is against gay marriage, and people are freaking out. I say to them -- IT'S JEFFREY ARCHER.
Praise Danny Boyle to the skies. But remember Frank Cottrell Boyce, the writer who helped him put it together. #olympicceremony
Oh, some journalist has got a new job. There's me abandoning Twitter for the day.
Mirroring my psyche, spam bios have gone from 'I like to fuck' to 'I will fucking destroy you.'
The further adventures of a writer, raconteur and layabout. Juggle nouns as needed.