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No one likes a boring bitch.
I projectile vomited onto my little brothers face last night so that basically sums up my night / life.
A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.
"Hey Ash, you know how you've almost caught them all? We just discovered 150 more. Go fuck yourself." - Professor Oak
Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.
The booths clear the fuck out when Wobble plays in Michigan. In case any of you were wondering exactly what kind of hell I live in.
I guess I just expect people to care about me as much as I care about them and that’s not how things work sometimes.
We are the kids our parents warned us about.
Hi as fuq.
I spend a good 20% of my life waiting for my friends to smoke their cigarettes.
You probably should've fucked with a less hostile group. Fuck a dumb bitch.
I will truly never understand how this state, almost completely surrounded by bodies of water, has so many thirsty inhabitants.