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Sucks having feelings for someone who only kind of wants you.
Bacon, eggs, sausage, biscuits and gravy. #sundaybrunch #getinmybelly #eatingtoomuch #fattweet
I just licked my fingers and slicked my pup's hair back hahahaha she needs a haircut.
May the fourth be with you...
Your boyfriend macked on meeee.
Getting back on my tweet game, #HAAAAAAAYYY
Dodgeball on fountain square? Why am i not a part of this?
If the world ends, ill be drunk and high. #goodwaytodie
Caulliflower is a giant albino broccli.
I don't know you but I want you, all the more for that.
Constantly raping my lungs and liver.
'Quick, easy, and cheap, sounds a lot like my ex girlfriend
I just wish I could always be in a bathtub.
So over talking to people who can't hold a conversation....
I would love to be cheifing on a fat blunt right now.. #cananyonemakethishappen
Hahaha I love finding out the most absurd things about people, that I could give two shits about but their lives are still amusing to meeee.
20, Wackdonalds, friends, dresses, sandals, beer, weeds, and good times 24/7