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Forgot to set alarm. Woke up at 6am. Panicked for a min thinking it was pm and I was 2 hours late for work. Passed the fuck out again.
Lady in front of me had to have ordered half of the menu. Ridiculous
Love is so stupid, which sucks because I love stupid things.
Girl are you my rent check, cause you should bounce any minute.
I couldn't understand why no one liked my soapaipilla recipe until I saw it was spelled sopaipilla. I immediately realized my mistake.
I never really understood noise pollution, but then you started talking and I was instantly enlightened to the danger.
Probably should b a fact;
104.4% of murders are committed before the coffee is done...
That awesome feeling when you finally meet the princess after crossing all the levels of mario.
avid brusher of teeth and batman enthusiast. also waffles.